What's the worst fuckin' thing that can fuckin' happen to ya just standing outside a fuckin' store, right? Yeah, and he says you're the bitch and you're the butch. Jason Biggs: Sissy: He wasn't kissing your hand in the back of the van like he was fucking Lord Byron? Jay: 1 Sheriff: [Holden, Jay, and Bob look into the camera]. Silent Bob: And they're not the leaders of the C.L.I.T. Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back When best buddies Jay and Silent Bob discover that a major motion picture is being based on their likenesses, the dopey duo head for hollywood to. You should be. Whillenholly: Jason Mewes, Kevin Smith, Shannon Elizabeth, Ali Larter, Ben Affleck, Matt Damon, Mark Hamill, Carrie Fisher, Jason Lee, "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" film review, The BBC is not responsible for the content of external websites. It focuses on the two eponymous characters, played respectively by Jason Mewes and Smith. All these assholes on the Internet are callin' us names because of this fuckin' stupid movie. Quick Stop Groceries - 58 Leonard Avenue, Leonardo, New Jersey, USA. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. However, Catholic tradition insists that these four (and some sisters also mentioned in the text) were cousins of Jesus and not siblings, thus maintaining the Perpetual Virginity of Mary. These shots include: (1) Jay and Bob in a plane, (2) the two drinking beers (at the appropriate moment of "Jay's Rap") on the set of "Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season", (3) Jay and Bob outside a parking lot, (4) an alternate take of Jay miming sucking a breast in "Brodie's Comic Stash", (5) Jay smoking a cigarette during the "E.T. You know it, but a Jay and Silent Bob movie? Brodie Bruce | Kevin Smith Wiki | Fandom Okay, you two. Sissy: [Jay looks at Silent Bob with a questioning look. Learnin' the Moves Wow, more B-roll footage! [Bluntman and Cock-Knocker are fighting with bongsabers]. Pull of their masks and let's see who they really are! Chaka: There's a script for this movie? We met a few weeks back, I'm the executive producer. Sissy, Missy and Chrissy | Villains Wiki | Fandom Assistant Director(GWH 2): Oh, now you're the director. I mean, I don't think I'm alone in the world in imagining this flick may be the worst idea since Greedo shooting first. Jay: Man, chicks in Hollywood are so stuck-up. Shut the fuck up, before I shoot you where you stand in your pansy red booties. Whillenholly: [to Gus Van Sant] Jay and Silent Bob take their drug-dealing, prankster ways too far and lose their spot in front of the Quick Stop.In this scene: Jay (Jason Mewes), Silent Bob (Kevin Smith), Randal Graves (Jeff Anderson), Dante Hicks (Brian O'Halloran)About Jay and Silent Bob Strike BackWhen best buddies Jay and Silent Bob discover that a major motion picture is being based on their likenesses, they head for Hollywood to claim the big movie money they deserve. Contrary to what you believe, not everyone in Hollywood is a homosexual. Visible crew/equipment: When Jay and SB are kicked off the bus and are bitching about it, a boom mic is reflected in the back window of the bus. Did ya hear that fuckin' guy tellin' me how to fuckin' raise ya? nOmArch - Fanedit.org Whillenholly: Jay: edit crew name : nOmArch. Fuck that, I don't wanna cough up some dude's sperm. So what's the deal here? Oh sweet irony! Who the fuck does that fuckin' guy think he is? That shit is the mad notes. I'd do anything for you. Well, maybe he just has manners. In a world gone mad, we will not spank the monkey, but the monkey will spank us. And we do want to say to the people at home, the clit is not something to be played with. What's with the knife, we havin' cake or something? Holden: 42 Deleted Scenes with introduction by Kevin Smith and others. Brent: Here, this will keep the sun out of your eyes. James Van Der Beek: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back With sidesplitting dialogue and rampant profanity, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back reunites Kevin Smith's dynamic duo in supreme lowbrow style. The organization is a front; Brent is a patsy, who will free animals from a laboratory as a diversion while the girls rob a diamond depository. And this is your finger, far away from the pulse, jammed straight up your ass. Director: Kevin Smith OVERALL: Draw. Youse guys need to turn those frowns upside down, and I got just the thing for that we call it DOOBIE SNACKS! Baby Jay: You'll do it, or you're out of the gang, Justice. Have you seen them roaming around? The film was originally titled View Askew 5 and the title was changed to Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Fanedit Running Time: 128. Hi, I'm Banky Edwards, the creator of "Bluntman and Chronic." Brodie Bruce is a fictional character played by Jason Lee in the Kevin Smith films Mallrats and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Well, actually there was this one time Clark: And I'll be, like, "What, you don't know fuckin' Jay and Silent Bob? As nasty as you want to be, papi. Jay looks at Silent Bob and smirks, but Bob mockingly imitates Jay's move. Amazon.com: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back : Movies & TV [the monkey has been put into a car] Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back - amazon.com Dante: I wasn't even supposed to be here today!! In an earlier test screening of "Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back" the discussion between Marshall Willenholly and the Boulder Police about the search for Jay, Silent Bob and the missing orangutang was much longer. , none of you little fucks out there. The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is adapted for the big-screen by Hollywood without the permission of the real-life stoner icons of CLERKS Jay and Silent Bob. To insist that any of what follows is incendiary or inflammatory is to miss our intention and pass undue judgment; and passing judgment is reserved for God and God alone (this goes for you film critics toojust kidding). You gotta go from the heart, yo. Jay: Originally intended to be the last film set in the Askewniverse, or to feature Jay and Silent Bob, Strike Back features many characters from the previous Askew films, some in dual roles and/or reprising roles from the previous four entries. Doesn't anyone watch the WB? Bobby Boy, stay here while mommy picks up the free cheese, kay? Hey, little man! Kevin Smith's venerable supporting characters, Jay and Silent Bob, get their own starring vehicle with the curiously titled "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back", and the results are -- to borrow Smith . Hey! Please help improve it by removing unnecessary details and making it more concise. Jay: Jay and Silent Bob - YouTube It must be a conspiracy like in the X-Files *Roswell* style! Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: Passerby: Not this little fuck. Poor Dante. Prices on FYE.com do not reflect pricing in FYE retail stores. Damn, these white boys can't fight. This revised second edition provides an introduction to the phonetics and phonology of English. The Enhanced CD Soundtrack has a video for "Jay's Rap 2001", in which is shown a number of shots that did not make it into the final film mixed in with those that did. Estimated time: 6 mins. So what can a smooth pimp daddy like myself do to help the animals? Date Original Film Was Released : 2001. Well, we want somethin' for our mental anguish. Brodie: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back / Funny - TV Tropes / Rollin' blunts and smokin' Jay: Federal Wildlife Marshal Willenholly (whose name is taken from Land of the Lost characters [1]) arrives; oblivious to the diamond heist, he claims jurisdiction due to the escaped animals, all of which have been recovered but the orangutan. WHEN'S GONNA BE MY TIME? Yeah, but then they made "She's All That" and it went downhill from there. Well, look at these morose motherfuckers right here. When, Lord when? The pair visit Holden McNeil (Chasing Amy), co-writer of Bluntman and Chronic, and demand him to give them their royalties from the film, but Holden explains he sold his share of the rights to co-creator Banky Edwards. Are you fucking crazy? You know, the one about you and him and your "relationship"? Every day people hitch to Hollywood to stop studios from making films about 'em, but when you and me try it, it's like we're trapped in a fuckin' cartoon. Four brothers of Jesus are named in the Bible: James, Joseph, Judas, and Simon. A scene in the stash where Brodie interacts with a customer, A scene in the stash where Brodie impersonates Jay. This isn't fair! All video and DVD versions restore that line. Chaka: When the shoot wrapped, Smith told Mewes point-blank to get sober or he would never speak to him again. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Kevin Smith Dimension Region 2 Pal Dvd No little perv-bullshit's gonna work for this one. Steve-Dave Pulasti: Do you want to get shot? You got 50 bucks, we can get NASTY. Read more Read reviews Add to list . Steve-Dave Pulasti: Alyssa Jones: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) Hollywood had it coming. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Quotes James Van Der Beek: An abortion clinic worker with a special heritage is called upon to save the existence of humanity from being negated by two renegade angels trying to exploit a loop-hole and reenter Heaven. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back - amazon.com Watch on YouTube Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back Comedy 2001 1 hr 44 min English audio R CC Rent When best buddies Jay and Silent Bob discover that a major motion picture is. Yeah, sis. Jay: I hope one rips the other one's shirt off and we see some fuckin titties floppin around, yeah! Holden : The Internet buzz. Oh, all right. Stopping the flick isn't gonna stop that! Remember: Don't pull your dick out 'till she asks, or until she's sleeping. Oh shit! Hmm, I don't know. Deleted Scenes with Intros There are 42 deleted scenes on offer here. Watch Jay and Silent Bob: Rebooted & Revealed. Banky: Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who is makin' the movie we're gonna make them eat our shit, then shit out our shit, and then eat their shit that's made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Come on, Silent Bob. is an offshoot of the L.A.B.I.A. . There they are! I'll give you half of what I make. These shots include: (1) Jay and Bob in a plane, (2) the two drinking beers (at the appropriate moment of "Jay's Rap") on the set of "Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season", (3) Jay and Bob outside a parking lot, (4) an alternate take of Jay miming sucking a breast in "Brodie's Comic Stash", (5) Jay smoking a cigarette during the "E.T. Uh-huh. Dude, I think I just filled the cup. Don't you never say an unkind word about the Time! We at View Askew respect the noble Platypus, and it is not our intention to slight these stupid creatures in any way. And after the fall of man, these monkey fucks'll start wearing our clothes and rebuilding the world in their image. If the buzz is any indicator, that movie's gonna make some huge bank. Jay And Silent Bob Reboot is available from several platforms and while it's not currently available on Netflix or Hulu, it can be found on Prime. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back was released on VHS and on a two-disc DVD in the Dimension Collector's Series on February 26, 2002. Justice: You need two hands. Brodie: Ladies, Ladies, Ladies, Jay and Silent Bob are in the hizzouse! Will you fuck me when you get out? Randal Graves: Willenholly, not wanting to face the political repercussions of "arresting a gay couple", lets them leave but quickly catches on and resumes pursuit. Adam Carolla (Deleted scene, uncredited) as FBI Agent Sid; Production [] The film was originally titled View Askew 5 and the title was changed to Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back appears in an aspect ratio of approximately 2.35:1 on this single-sided, double-layered DVD; the image has been enhanced for 16X9 televisions. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back - Wikipedia The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is based on real-life stoners Jay and Silent Bob, so when they get no profit from a big-screen adaptation, they set out to wreck the movie. [with a black eye, appears out of nowhere and singing] Protestants usually acknowledge that Mary was a virgin only until after Jesus' birth. The pair jump into a sewer system, and Willenholly is tricked into jumping off a dam. Just to put you off some more, Kevin Smith introduces each clip with rambling ill-prepared thoughts that typify a director who believes in the hype of a creation he should have moved on from years ago. Jay: Metatron: The way I understand it, it's mostly a joke down here, too. Matt Damon: Hitchhiker: Are you even supposed to be here today? Oh and only those as super smart as me will be left alive to bitterly cry - *you maniacs*! James Van Der Beek: I look into his sorry doe eyes and I just, I see a man crying out. [16] Adam Smith of Empire gave the film 3/5 stars, writing that "[w]hen it's good it's very, very good, but when it's bad it's offensive", and noting that "the gag hit/miss ratio is really only about 50/50". The Enhanced CD Soundtrack has a video for "Jay's Rap 2001", in which is shown a number of shots that did not make it into the final film mixed in with those that did. By what name was Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) officially released in India in English? Crazy crackers with guns. The movie is also available to rent or purchase from prices starting at $3.99 from DirecTV, Google Play, YouTube, Redbox, iTunes, Vudu and the Mircosoft Store. Because I'm going to blast that flick on the internet tonight. Picture Fear not, for the beauty of the ageing central two dudes is there for all to see in a clear transfer of this movie to disc. Holden: The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another. Holy Fuck! Something sweet, ya big goof. And for the record, I ain't gay. [while masturbating to donkey / girl porn] Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back: Hooker Scene - YouTube (her character was deleted from the movie), is shown on a billboard in the film. [James Van Der Beek and Jason Biggs are being arrested by mistake]. Hey, wait a second! Will you fuck me when you get out? Justice: Oh my God. Uh, Chaka? Whillenholly: Remember, folks stimulation of the C.L.I.T is not recommended. Looks like somebody shit in their cereal Bong. It's really a fucking drag. Chaka Luther King: Well it isn't my way but I'll be damned if their doesn't go one happy family. Jay's Mother: Audio Commentary One Director Kevin Smith is joined by co-star Jason Mewes and producer Scott Mosier for a commentary that's a banal waste of disc space. Go to hell! Hooker #1: The film is the fifth set in the View Askewniverse, a growing collection of characters and settings that developed out of Smith's cult-favorite Clerks. Since Bethany only knows Catholic doctrine, the news that Mary had other children comes as a surprise to her. These are just SOME of the reasons this movie is bad. Jay slaps his face, while trying to get comfortable at an unfamiliar gas station, Jay and Silent Bob have eluded capture by pretending to be lovers and disguising the ape as their son, after Jay and Silent Bob struggle to escape through a sewer tunnel, takes his jacket off handing it to the Sheriff, Jay tries to talk his way out of a drug bust, staring up at the Bluntman and Chronic marquee. I AM THE C.L.I.T. I film this shit, I yell cut and then I get the fuck outta here back to my trailer, because I got more white girls in there than the first lifeboat of the Titanic, and they all want a part in my movie, and I got just the part for 'em! Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back / YMMV - TV Tropes Miramax Security Guard Gordon: [slightly amused] Whillenholly: You mean the guys in that Prince movie? Justice: Holy Shit. [after asked to get a new clean latte] Holden: If the buzz is any indicator, that movie's gonna make some huge bank. Went to film school. Oh, you're the executive producer. You're not paralyzed. Cock-Knocker: So, we're introduced to how Jay and "hetero life-mate" Silent Bob first met. Kevin Smith closes the book-literally-on his slacker reprobates with this fifth entry in his "View Askewniverse." Amount of time Cut/Added : SCENES CUT/TRIMMED/EDITED. Shannen Doherty: Don't tell me your thinking of whipping your dick at that fine piece of woman, are you? So? Don't you know fast food makes girls fart? You wouldn't last A DAY on the Creek. Check this shit out. Jay: Justice: And I can't believe fine-ass bitches like yourselves eat that shit. New Runtime : 2 hour 08 Mins. OOH you little fuck. Get the fuck off her. Miramax? It's never "Hey! Yeah, I wasn't a big fan either but Affleck was the bomb in "Phantoms". Oh yeah, nice parenting. Whillenholly: Dante Hicks: What've I been telling you? You're that guy from Loser" or "Hey you rocked in Boys and Girls." Damn yous! Metatron: God? 'Scuse me. What more could two guys from New Jersey want? Teen #2: Fanedit Release Date: September 2007. The other thieves arrive and a climactic final battle ensues. Well, in that case, you bet your sweet ass I would. Ben Affleck: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back [VHS] - amazon.com What do we do with them now? The C.L.I.T is not real. Additional Extra Features Also on disc two are trailers, stills galleries, music videos, and cast and crew filmographies. The Pronunciation Of English: A Course Book [PDF] [36ekf6edn9n0]. Of course. Your Momma's going to try to score. List of films with post-credits scenes - Wikipedia More of Banky and Hopper at the premiere; this scene reveals that Banky is gay and also includes the reappearance of Scott Mosier as the "tracer" guy from Chasing Amy. This store sure does suck ass, doesn't it? That's my ex-girlfriend's monkey. Don't say anything! Jay: Whillenholly: So I'm sure it'll be Ben Affleck and Matt Damon. Watching the news, Justice takes the diamonds to Hollywood to fix things, with Willenholly close behind. Jay: Hitchhiker: This guy'll suck your dick. Filled with cameos and in-jokes, the riotous road comedy stars Ben Affleck, Shannon Elizabeth, Will Ferrell, Jason Mewes. the wrong way. Teen #1: [cut to Jay outside, hollering at a woman walking past him]. Widescreen (Enhanced); Soundtracks: English Dolby Digital 5.1, French Dolby Digital 5.1; Subtitles: English (SDH), Spanish; deleted scenes; audio commentary by Smith, Mewes, others; deleted scenes; gag reel; photo galleries; featurettes; TV spots; music videos; storyboards; more. Right about here is where the angel's supposed to show up and tell you NOT to pull your dick out, but we bitch-slapped that motherfucker and send him packing, so it's smooth sailing. Jay: Something nice. Oh, you like that, MULE. Justice: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back: Many Deleted Scenes, Bloopers, and Special Mentions throughout the credits. That's beautiful, man. Stealin' the little monkey. A scene where Holden shows Jay and Bob a site called donkey-show.com, A cut scene of Jay and Bob on the bus to Hollywood, An alternate, filthier take of the Scooby Doo scene, An small part in the Mooby fast food joint where Jay reads an E-mail on moviepoopshoot.com, More of the scene in the Van where Brent sings, A scene between Brent and a CGI created sheep, A scene where Jay and Bob try to lean on the wall of the store, More of the scene in the store and a scene of Jay singing, A small scene of the jewel thieves getting dressed, More of Willenholly at the scene of the crime, More of the news report with Willenholly including a scene at the Stash, A scene where Jay talks to hookers in Hollywood, More of the scene on the balcony with the girls, More of Justice escaping with the diamonds, A scene where Jay and Bob watch a scene of Daredevil being shot. Jay : What the fuck is the Internet? During pre-production, Mewes would have constant mood swings due to heroin withdrawal, to the point that Smith actually threw him out of his car on their way to the set one day. [he turns to Silent Bob, who stares at him in shock], [believing Jay and Silent Bob to be their stunt doubles]. What are you trying to say? So it occurs to me that people badmouthing you on some website is NONE OF MY FUCKING CONCERN! [during filming for Good Will Hunting 2] [getting into the van] Varse Sarabande released the original score by James L. Venable. Jay: [appears out of nowhere] Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back on Pluto TV | Comedy | 1hr 44 min | The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is adapted for the big-screen by Hollywood without the permission of the real-life stoner icons of CLERKS Jay and Silent Bob. The Market research says that people love monkeys. Sheep are beautiful creatures. We don't want to rub the C.L.I.T. Holden: The white man stole it. Jay slaps his face], [while trying to get comfortable at an unfamiliar gas station]. I must be the craftiest motherfucker alive. And then she goes and sucks two other guys' dicks off instead. You used to be into all this girl stuff. Banky: I just stick those little pieces up my brown-eye and bam! Featuring a host of celebrity cameos, Jay and Silent Bobs raucous cross country road trip is a crash course in the rules of the road with a nonstop assortment of outrageous characters.Starring, in alphabetical order: Ben Affleck, George Carlin, Eliza Dushku, Shannon Elizabeth, Will Ferrell, Jason Lee, Jason Mewes, Kevin Smith About Miramax:Miramax is a global film and television studio best known for its highly acclaimed, original content.Connect with Miramax Online:Subscribe to Miramax on YOUTUBE: https://goo.gl/h47JXQFollow Miramax on TWITTER: https://twitter.com/miramaxFollow Miramax on INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/miramax/Follow Miramax on PINTEREST: https://www.pinterest.com/Miramax/Follow Miramax on TUMBLR: http://miramax.tumblr.com/Visit Miramax on our WEBSITE: https://www.miramax.com/Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back | 'Quick Stop' (HD) - Kevin Smith, Jason Mewes | 2001http://www.youtube.com/Miramax Thank you and enjoy the show. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little, whiny bitches. Why can't Hollywood make a decent comic book movie? Banky: Gus? hilarious deleted scenes back into the movie, making this the longest and most complete version of Jay and Silent Bob ever. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Extended Scene - YouTube This is an extended scene not featured in any of the releases. Silent Bob shakes his head, Silent Bob tries to get a good luck of his own, They both take a beat and look at the camera, Throws Brent out the door of the van, flips him off as he's looking out the door as they're still driving, they smile and shake hands as Silent Bob shakes his head, Justice and Sissy are engaged in a fist-fight, James Van Der Beek and Jason Biggs are being arrested by mistake, Bluntman and Cock-Knocker are fighting with bongsabers, Holden, Jay, and Bob look into the camera, Will pulls out his shotgun and blows the guy away, Jay and Silent Bob run in and grab the monkey, Willenholly realizes Jay & Silent Bob didn't jump, puts a baseball cap on his head backwards, walks in store, then Jay and his Mom arrive, Jay's mother walks into the record store, leaving infant Jay and Silent Bob in their strollers, to a customer at his comic shop, bending a comic's spine, Silent Bob gets stuck in an open sewer pipe, Jay and Silent Bob are hiding in the diner, Willenholly and the Utah police confront Jay and Silent Bob, Jay and Silent Bob are hitchhiking on a road late at night, the Mystery Machine van from the Scooby Doo cartoons pulls up alongside Jay and Silent Bob, after pulling a very long pube out of his teeth, Walt and Steve-Dave leave the premiere of Bluntman & Chronic, takes Jay and Silent Bob behind a wall, out of sight, Chrissy breaks wind loudly in the diamond vault, causing the alarms to go off, to Silent Bob after being hit below the belt by Cocknocker, Justice is almost repulsed when Jay makes a quick save, he kisses Justice's hand romantically; she smiles and moves to the front of the van. Then you're all you motherfucks are next. View Askewniverse - Wikipedia What are the references to Kevin Smith's other work? Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: [to Silent Bob] Brent: Another white boy in this movie? [to Jay] Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back | Earth II Wiki | Fandom I'm saying if you were a sheep, would you fuck a sheep, if you were another sheep? Mr. Smith may have hit his target, but he aimed very low. Holy shit. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Eliza Dushku (Actor), Jason Mewes (Actor) Rated: R Format: Blu-ray 4,292 ratings IMDb 6.8/10.0 Amazon's Choice for "jay and silent bob strike back" -7% $1299 List Price: $13.99 Get Fast, Free Shipping with Amazon Prime FREE Returns Prime Video $3.99 $14.99 Blu-ray $12.99 DVD $5.00 VHS Tape $10.99 Ben Affleck: There's no way I'm gonna cough up 200 bucks just to get to Chicago. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back - New on DVD | FYE Well, FUCK that. The Internet has given everybody in America a voice. Justice: Jay: That was definitely worse than "Clash of the Titans.". Holy shit, dude. [Willenholly and the Utah police confront Jay and Silent Bob]. [to Teen #2] Jay: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back | The Movies Wiki | Fandom And that body? The View Askewniverse is a fictional universe created by writer/director Kevin Smith, featured in several films, comics and a television series; it is named for Smith's production company, View Askew Productions.The characters Jay and Silent Bob appear in almost all the View Askewniverse media, and characters from one story often reappear or are referred to in others. It was like watching "Batman & Robin" all over again. In prison, he'll be the pie. [15], Roger Ebert gave the film 3 out of 4 stars, writing that "[w]hether you will like 'Jay and Silent Bob' depends on who you are Kevin Smith's movies are either made specifically for you, or specifically not made for you". Goals Steal Jewels. That's right. Three days to stop that fucking movie from getting made.
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